prose by amanda

Thursday, February 01, 2007

This is funny

sorry this isn't really a blog! but it is fun....


Ok, this is amusing. I wonder if jake would think so.


Answer the questions without seeing what they mean first.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?Jake
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?bird
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?it doesn't pay attention to me
4.You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.an old rambling house with a swing on the front porch
5.Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?um no
6.You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?a pretty tablecloth with flowers and chairs....
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?glass
8.What do you do with the cup?pick it up and curse who left it there.
9.You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?a lake
10. How will you cross the water?i won't---
What the answers mean:
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a close personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person you named in #1.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward person in #1.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life

2 Comments:

At 12:21 PM PST , Blogger Housefairy said...

AMANDA!!!!!!!
this is HILARIOUS! Thank you. I love it. I worry a little about poor mister glass cup and his dry wifey but thats the fun of these sorts of games, right?
Remember that whole thing where you would end up with SIX PURPLE CORVETTES, MARRIED TO TONY DANZA, LIVING IN FRANCE WITH 7 CHILDREN?

ok
enough choking laughing but thank you this was too too funny!

 
At 6:19 AM PST , Blogger Barbnocity said...

Ha ha ha...You didn't tell Jake about not crossing the water, eh?

;) Very funny....

Barb

 

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